Als ik je morgen ergens tegenkom

Well, almost 1 at night, and I'm well on my way to getting wasted on "Grafen Walder", which is some kind of beer with letters I can't read. It tastes like my dog might have filled the can.

Speaking of my dog, the damn beast attacked me. And apparantly he also attacked my brother before. Now ordinarily he's a very docile dog, a bit of a wimp even, so I don't know what's going on with him, but it's a bit disconcerning. I was actually lucky, because he attacked me from behind and I managed to duck/stumble and he only got my t-shirt. I've been keeping an eye on him, and other than some woman's poodle he has not tried to assault anything. And come on, who wouldn't want to mutilate one of them little poodles? Can you say 'annoying critters'?

Still, I hope I don't come home one to this one of these days.

I almost completely forgot to mention it here, but the Eurovision Songfestival has come and gone, and I'll not start on the strange winner and Kate's defeat and how the Turkish woman looked like a blonde butch Dana International and how the Ukrainian and Croatian ladies pulled a Li'l Kim and almost showed us their schmaginas (or, as Samantha learned today in a Sex and the City rerun: boceta). Then there was this demure dame, whose nationality has already escaped me.

Anyways, Russia sent a too gay boy with bad hair, who every gay at the party I attended, seemed to have the hots for. Today I came across a bunch of pictures of him with his shirt off, so enjoy here, here, and here.

Next: I read about something on the internet while looking at holebinet.be and I just must creep you out, I mean: share with you.

One of their forumtopics at the bottom of the page caught my attention: sillicone in the scrotum. This was new to me so of course I investigated. Turns out it is an actual procedure, originally meant for men who had undergone treatment for testicular cancer, but now adopted as cosmetic, elective surgery to get bigger nuts. Can you say nuts?

Inject sillicone or saline into you sack just to make 'm look bigger? That sounds bad. That sounds painful. That sounds unhealthy. That sounds just plain ol' wrong. How tiny do your balls have to be to consider something like that? And are huge nuts really attractive? Really? Do we go nuts for nuts that one can trip over?

Either I already have huge nuts (snicker) or I'm not that into bigballing, but I think I'll pass on this one.

Anyways. According to some test on OkCupid (very reliable of course), I am a butt-man. Unfortunately this does not mean that my ass has superpowers, but simply that I find the rear end of the man the most attractive. I don't think it's all that fair though, because the test never offered the chance to rate faces (hehe, cool test). But(t) no more reason is needed to do a buttphoto post of course.

If I have names to go with the butt, I'll give 'm, but some of them will be unnamed cracks. And consider yourself warned: nudity, and so forth.

Blake Harper

Colton Ford

Chase McKenzie

Tristan Paris, and some more here.

Rod Barry

Luca DiCorso

Eric Rio

Allen, who seems to get very warm when working on his car.

Tommy Brandt

Clint Teak

Shane Collins

Brent Everett here

Taylor Eastwood

Bobby Williams

Caesar here and here

George Vidanov

Fabricio

Carlos Morales here

Chris Casablanca

Cameron Fox

Casey Stevens

Dean Phoenix

Tommy Hansen

Jake Andrews

Jeremy Tucker

Jason Branch

Justin Dragon

Johan Paulik

Josh Harting here

Kevin Williams

Benjamin Bloom

Matthew Rush

Lautrec Twins

Mark Dalton

Sammy Case

Pavel Novotny

Shane Rollins here

Sebastian Bonnett

Stonie here

Talvin DeMachio

Tiger Tyson here

Thom Barron

Travis Wade

Lane Fuller here

Billy Brandt here and here

Kent Larson

Who knows who these guys are. Let's call 'm the Pretty Butt's Club or something alike.

And my favourite, Jeremy Jordan. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here

Well, that kept me busy. Maybe I'll even sleep now.

Night.