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Friday, September 15, 2006

Het enorme netwerk van lesbiennes en hun strijd tegen het kwakje op café


Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* zegt:
and, to pressure you for a final time!!!!!
Deemer / I kill with my heart zegt:
I'll think it over. maybe I'll feel more like it tomorrow [big maybe]
Deemer / I kill with my heart zegt:
aaah the pressure
Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* verzendt:
annuleren(Alt+Q)
Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* zegt:
the ultimate pressurizer! an adorable kitten
Deemer / I kill with my heart zegt:
ooh
Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* zegt:
resist that
Deemer / I kill with my heart zegt:
my weakness WHO TOLD YOU
Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* zegt:
kittens are a universal weakness
Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* zegt:
well
Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* zegt:
except in asia
Bob *Enough to read for the next 5 months* zegt:
there they're delicious

Me and Siska got together in Brussels and scoured bookstores, including two English ones, which really dented my banking account again. Also, Siska, the tyrant that she is, forced me to buy two pairs of pants, since I'd been walking around in torn ones for 3 weeks (all my pants are now torn, so I had little choice). Anyway, I have two new pairs now, one of which I actually like.


I bought the following books:

- Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
- Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
- Lady Chatterly's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
- Far from the madding crowd by Thomas Hardy
- Hard Times and Our Mutual Friend by Charles Dickens
- Villette and Shirley by Charlotte Brönte
- Grimm's Fairy Tales
- Six Wives, about Henry VIII and his women
- Isabella, She-Wolf of France, Queen of England, about well, her, obviously
- A present for Kevin, which I will not reveal here :)

Other than that Siska and me discussed exes, a giant network of lesbians which apparantly operates in our midst, and we marvelled at a beer type called the Kwak, which basically translates as spooge, and which we really wanted to order, but didn't because it was too expensive. Had the waiter been a man, I still might have, just for the childish pleasure of ordering some spooge from a waiter :p

Since I haven't posted any celeb pix in a while, here ya go.

Jessica Simpson being stupid, dressing very, very badly, looking very tan, Paris Hilton just dessing badly. Or being very fashionable, I don't know, I never was much of a fashionista myself and I must say I don't regret it if this is what passes for acceptable clothing nowadays.

This is the girl who's replacing Jessica in the next Dukes of Hazzard movie. She's pretty, but Lord, I could put my hand around her waist!

So next time, I shall be wise and profound and discuss the death of romance, internet dating and sex. Yes, sex. I barely remember how that goes, but I'll be abstract about it.

Ow , fine, here's a Boy Toy of the Blog showing off his butt

4 Comments:

  • I know it doesn't seem very eloquent, but I just wanna post a single smiley to this one, so here goes:

    :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:23 AM  

  • Ter info, dat bier heet "Kwak" door het glas waarin het geserveerd wordt: dat glas heeft als bodem een soort rond reservoir, waardoor de laatste centimeters bier in je gezicht vallen, gepaard gaande met een "kwak"-geluid. Vandaar dus :-)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:30 AM  

  • Kevin...

    That's really not nice of you... Ruining our little fantasy...

    I shall be cross next time we meet.

    By Blogger Endless Audacity, at 3:05 PM  

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