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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Basket Case


According to a study by a Dutch psychologist, gay men connect the length of their penis to their self-esteem. They also named the penis as the prettiest part of the man, followed by the stomach and the skin. According to the psychologist, this is because gay men are the sexual object of other men, and need to be hit on.

Now I've met plenty of gay men who were indeed size queens, but I have to wonder: do gay men really care more about their own penis than straight ones? I personally don't really remember gay men bemoaning their penis problems (though I remember several who bragged about their gargantuan tool), but I have had to listen to two straight men share their insecurities about their dicksize and whether or not girls would think they were tiny. So I call bullshit :) Men are just obsessed with their own dick, no matter what orientation they may have.

Moving on from that: do gay men really consider the penis the most beautiful body part? Really? I'm actually asking here. I know I don't. Don't get me wrong, I like my dick, it's nice and cool too play with and I've never had complaints about the thing, but I don't stand around, admiring it in the mirror. And while I can certainly appreciate a good solid cock on other men, I don't think I would ever dub it 'the most beautiful part'. Though I guess, if he were reaaaaally ugly, but had a nice dick. But why would I even be seeing him pantsless then? Yes, that was shallow, wasn't it.

While I think an erect penis does have a certain uh charm, I've never much cared for the flacid version. I mean, it just 'hangs' there, occassionally flopping around maybe. Ever seen a naked man run down a flight of stairs? It's possibly the silliest view ever.

So, all you gay men out there (or, the 3 people who read this blog and didn't start blushing when they read 'tool'): how do you feel about your dick, and everyone else's? PS: those of you who did blush, don't click the link.



Sunday, February 26, 2006

I might have been born just plain white trash, but Fancy was my name


It's been a while since I wrote anything, and Kevin's been bitching again (seriously, stop that).

I don't really have anything to write about, nothing much interesting happens to me, and the things that are interesting, I don't care to share :)

So here's a post full of nonsense!

First up, some advertising. We had a lot of fun making this promotional flyer for the FunWeekend. I think it looks great, even better than last year's. Big woohoo to Nadine for the excellent design.

While I'm pitching our activities anyway, check out this flyer too. Also great, by Lorre this time. Here's hoping the cantus will be as much fun as it was last year.

As you may have noticed, I've added some links to the *points* right of this page. One of them being Tom's blog, of which the first entry is quite funny in my opinion, wish I could be funny like that. The other's are people I don't know. They spent most of their time posting pictures of hot guys , but they're very funny while doing so. Especially the guys from The Pretty Boys Club crack me up.

Another site to plug: Mister Gisby's totally gay pet shop. I have no clear idea what the point is, but the cartoons are damn funny.

In case anyone wonders what I've been doing: I've been sick and heaving my stomach contents all over the place. After that all our electricity got fried (no, there's no connection between those two events) and I was desperate, because now I could no longer watch Dead Like me. *whimpers* Our electricity is still down throughout parts of the house, probably fried the circuits while frying potatoes. But some clever rewiring by me has re-established light and PC power to my room. Yiihaaa.

Today my niece and her best gal-pal visited. She and my grandma had a talk about sex, infidelity and the uselesness of men. I don't really like to hear my grandma expound her views on sex, it kinda creeps me out...

Speaking of creeping out, how scary is this cat? I'm gonna show this picture to my grandmother, maybe she'll stop overfeeding her cats then. More likely she'll think it's cute, since , quote: ik zie graag een dikke poes.

And to close off, some very juvenile pictures that made me go 'hihihihihi', and then snort.

Okay, I'll probably do a real post one of these days, but that's all for now darlin's.