La Comédie Anal
Kev (good music / i dance / no good music / i not dance) zegt:
straight people like to keep their anusses dirty, smelly and a wee bit brown
Bob *Forever in debt to your priceless advice* zegt:
having been in several of them, I can attest they were nothing like that
Bob *Forever in debt to your priceless advice* zegt:
also, ew, your friends are gross
It's once again been quite a while. I do apologise to those who've been feeling deprived, but honestly, I've barely been home for the past two weeks. Yes, I do realise that technically I don't need to be home to blog, but it's a little bit like masturbating: I don't do it in someone else's sofa.
So, the past two weeks have been busy, but quite fun as well, hung out with friends a lot, went out a couple of times, went to my very first ever baby shower (pretty much the same as a funeral, except you get to look at a baby instead of a corpse and it's less inapproriate to laugh and shamelessly shove crackers with cheese in your mouth). The baby was cute, as far as I know, I'm no expert and it didn't cry a single time, despite all the people and the noise, something which I always appreciate in babies. It's a winner in my book!
A lot has been going on in Celebutard land as well. Jessica Simpson is apparantly pregnant, and being a lot less annoying than usual, even the new hair colour works on her. Let's hope she keeps this up! La Lohan got out of rehab and back into the bars, everyone else went into rehab (Jesse Metcalfe, that dude from the seventies I think, Robbie Williams, a shitload of other people no one really cares about) , Britney screwed random people in even more random bushes, Rumer Willis is the latest Famous For Being Famous Slut who attempts to take the crown from Paris Hilton (Rumer Willis, in case you don't know, has a claim to fame by being the horribly named daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) and Nicole Richie is passing out all over the place.
In other news, Europe celebrated its 50th birthday, hooray, and I wouldn't even have noticed if I hadn't seen the news. I admit I'm not the most attentive to these things, but you'd think there would have been more stuff going on.
And I completely ran out of things to say. I was gonna do a long update, but I've been behind the computer all day to finish up stuff for work (Easter Holidays coming up, very busy time for us) and I honestly am just writing this to get Kevin off my back.
Cheers!
straight people like to keep their anusses dirty, smelly and a wee bit brown
Bob *Forever in debt to your priceless advice* zegt:
having been in several of them, I can attest they were nothing like that
Bob *Forever in debt to your priceless advice* zegt:
also, ew, your friends are gross
It's once again been quite a while. I do apologise to those who've been feeling deprived, but honestly, I've barely been home for the past two weeks. Yes, I do realise that technically I don't need to be home to blog, but it's a little bit like masturbating: I don't do it in someone else's sofa.
So, the past two weeks have been busy, but quite fun as well, hung out with friends a lot, went out a couple of times, went to my very first ever baby shower (pretty much the same as a funeral, except you get to look at a baby instead of a corpse and it's less inapproriate to laugh and shamelessly shove crackers with cheese in your mouth). The baby was cute, as far as I know, I'm no expert and it didn't cry a single time, despite all the people and the noise, something which I always appreciate in babies. It's a winner in my book!
A lot has been going on in Celebutard land as well. Jessica Simpson is apparantly pregnant, and being a lot less annoying than usual, even the new hair colour works on her. Let's hope she keeps this up! La Lohan got out of rehab and back into the bars, everyone else went into rehab (Jesse Metcalfe, that dude from the seventies I think, Robbie Williams, a shitload of other people no one really cares about) , Britney screwed random people in even more random bushes, Rumer Willis is the latest Famous For Being Famous Slut who attempts to take the crown from Paris Hilton (Rumer Willis, in case you don't know, has a claim to fame by being the horribly named daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) and Nicole Richie is passing out all over the place.
In other news, Europe celebrated its 50th birthday, hooray, and I wouldn't even have noticed if I hadn't seen the news. I admit I'm not the most attentive to these things, but you'd think there would have been more stuff going on.
And I completely ran out of things to say. I was gonna do a long update, but I've been behind the computer all day to finish up stuff for work (Easter Holidays coming up, very busy time for us) and I honestly am just writing this to get Kevin off my back.
Cheers!
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