I'd rather be lonely than happy with somebody else

Deemer / zegt:
I bought you a rubber poncho in your dream?
Endless Audacity *It's so sad you just have to laugh* zegt:
a huge one
Deemer / zegt:
how ruthlessly absurd
Deemer / zegt:
I really don't know what to make of that. I really don't.
Endless Audacity *It's so sad you just have to laugh* zegt:
Kevin says it's a dream way of condom
Endless Audacity *It's so sad you just have to laugh* zegt:
and it means I want to have your naughty bits in me
Endless Audacity *It's so sad you just have to laugh* zegt:
that's his interpretation anyways
Deemer / zegt:
and it's huge
Endless Audacity *It's so sad you just have to laugh* zegt:
of course
Deemer / zegt:
well still it's pretty absurd

At this point, does anyone, anywhere still want to see Britney spears naked? She went from ambigious American "virgin" to trampy yet hot pornstar/singer to drinking wild child that may or may not have screwed Fred Durst, to getting married and divorced in rapid succession, to well, an overweight mental case with skin problems who kept endangering her baby and walking around barefoot, stepping in needles.

Then there was the truly disastrous Matt Lauer interview, after which 87% of the viewers felt less sorry for her. Attempting damage control, she showered and had her hair done, but no one wanted the pictures. The next logical step? This must have been Britney's reasoning:

"Not a one persons likes me anymo, baby Sean"
*scared glance from baby Sean*
"I knows you ain't with the talking, but you's daddy is useless, and my mum don't wanna hear 'bout my problems no mo. See, I've been thinkin'"
*terrified glance from baby Sean*
"I's gonna die my hair right? and then, remember how Demi Moore, back when she wasn't all plastic and married to that bald actor guy, she was preggers like me and posed nude and it was all controversial, but in a classy like way, right?"
*puzzled look from baby Sean*
"Course you no 'member that, you wasn't even a sperm in you daddy's useless nuts back then. Anyway, that's what I gotta do."

And then she did. Turns out that even pregnant women can look like trashy whores if you just try hard enough.