En elke zondagmiddag is het feest in de straat

Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
some guy on msn I don't remember just kissed me
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
creepy
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
he speaks an odd mixture of english and dutch, i can't decide what language to use
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
taiwanese!
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
[.. you can ignore that]
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
ignored
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
damn, who is this person
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
haha
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
I hate that
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
ugh, crap


Camperson zegt:
plannen voor tonght?
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
nope, probably op café of zow
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
jij?
Camperson zegt:
hadto much wine to drive now....
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
that's no good
Camperson zegt:
the only thing i can have is some cybersex...

Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
haha
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
this is going well
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
hmm, according to his profile he's from *beep*
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
maybe it's one of lorre's aliases
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
nah, his english is better
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
he stopped talking, guess he got suspicious
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
aww
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
too bad
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
seemed very entertaining
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
ah, he asks for cam
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
Well, I don't have one
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
this guy is ffing weird
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
i'm so gonna make him cam, just so maybe i'll know who the hell he is
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
yeah
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
still, this is funny
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
sorta mean to keep a drunk man on the line though
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
plus
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
he's gonna want me to 'give instructions' and I'm soooo bad at that
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I was never any good at phone or cyber sex
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
just be like
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"jerk off."
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"okay now keep doing that 'till you have an orgasm"
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"enjoy"
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I'm not sure that'll turn him on
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
just call him bitch in between
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"jerk off, bitch"
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"now keep doing that 'till you have an orgasm, bitch"
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"enjoy, bitch"
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
see?
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
you've done this , I take it
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
yes =] I have cybersex with weird people who talk english/dutch on my msn who I don't even know
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
he's preparing the show
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
If I see chickens or any ofther farm life...
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
whut?
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
dunno, he needs 5 more minutes to prepare
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
no idea what that means
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
wow
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"I'm still trying to take my pants off!"
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
ieuw
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
dirty white boxers
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
classy
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
scratch that, white undershirt TUCKED into dirty white boxers
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
he wants me to tell him
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
help
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
help
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
damnit, you
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I suck at this
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
who still wears undershirts? it's 2006! and it's boiling hot
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
ieuw, shiny penis head
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I could really use some feedback here
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
you know, he seems to be doing fine without me meddling
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
damnit, if at least he showed his face, I might know who the hell he is
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I'm not even sure what I'm looking at anymore
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
might be an elbow
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I want it to stop
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
pretend you're really getting in to it
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
would it be rude to like block him now
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
no. no it would not be.
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
but
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
you wouldn't know what he looks like
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
almost over thank god
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I don't fucking care what he looks like
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I cannot know this person very well
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
none of my friends would do this to me
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I think he splattered the lense
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I am way too polite to people
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
really
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
the picture is all milky now
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
screw this, let him finish by himself , I' gonna play hartenjagen
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
seriously
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
block'm.
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
after he's done
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
only seems polite
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"I GOTTA GO BYEBYE."
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
i'll just check the window every once in a while
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
haha okay
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
this is taking too long, i'm gonna say something encouraging
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
"who's my big brave boy?"
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
uh
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
i just said
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
go for it
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
mine was nicer
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
i must be the worst cyber sex ever
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
weird & creepy. but nicer.
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I'm even cheating with you
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
haha
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
you slut you
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
though you might be more interesting and have better underwear on
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
I hope
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
oh lord do I hope
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
if his was a dirty white one
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
then yes
Deemer / Vows are spoken to be broken zegt:
yes I do have better underwear
Endless Audacity *Shred moi* zegt:
ah, he's done